In the gym this evening with a coworker.
Victoria [between reps on the leg abductor machine]: "So I peed next to [our division's SVP] today."
Me [between reps on the leg adductor machine]: "And it was weird, right?"
Victoria: "Yea. I thought of you the entire time."
Me: "But would it have been weird if I hadn't said anything about it before?"
Victoria: "Yea. It's weird to know what your senior vice president sounds like while she pees."