Earlier this week, Gloria explained to me - in discomforting detail - the rules of a little game that she has quite un-affectionately dubbed "Grab Ass." To paraphrase my tiny Taiwanese coworker, here is the gist of the Game of Grab Ass:
Grab Ass is played exactly like it sounds. It's when you are packed so tightly into the train that when the train lurches in one direction or another, one or both of two things happens: You grab the ass of the person standing in front of you to keep from falling over and/or scowl angrily at the back of their head because there is not enough room to turn around and give an evil look to the person behind you who is grabbing yours.
And today I got to play.