And why am I often cracking open twins from cartons of Grade A Jumbo Eggs distributed by Robert Nelms Egg Co., Bronx, NY 10488?
And why can I not stop craving Hauraches de Queso from Picante on Broadway and 139th?
Oh yea ...
Because my building management sucks.
I buy eggs from C Town.
Hauraches de Queso from Picante are awesome.
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My building is routinely a sauna. I sleep with my windows open most nights - let's trade heating systems.
maybe its good luck...cause ive never cracked a twin!
Kelly, let's begin negotiations for a trade.
Chick (coincidence? LOL!), Get Nelms Grade A Jumbo Eggs - I average 2-3 sets of twins every few cartons.
I'm sure we can work something out - nevermind that you live uptown, and I am downtown.
My hot water sucks too, but I'm so overheated from the sauna effect that I never seem to notice or care anymore.
In the summertime, I don't notice the cold water because my un-airconditioned apartment bakes all day and steams all night.
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It's moments like these that make me sincerely wish that someone in my family had moved to New York a hundred years ago and bought an apartment building, and not sold it. Seriously.
Dude. I wish this exact wish everyday. And when I pay my rent, I want to stab myself in the eyeballs.
I heard a myth that went something like that from a friend of mine - her boyfriend's sister's in-laws (or something convoluted like that) own a building on Prince St. They recently offered my friend a 1 bedroom for $2,200 (she didn't take it).
I'm waging my campaign for her to start inquiring about their available 2-bedrooms in the very near future.
We used to get twins all the time with the regular eggs. Now that we switched to those organic hormone-free free-range type eggs we don't get twins anymore. Lame.
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