I realize the weather was fairly mild last week, but it is freezing outside today. Why hasn't the building management turned back on the heat that is supposed to be included in my monthly rent along with the hot water, which often is not hot?
And why am I often cracking open twins from cartons of Grade A Jumbo Eggs distributed by Robert Nelms Egg Co., Bronx, NY 10488?
And why can I not stop craving Hauraches de Queso from Picante on Broadway and 139th?
Oh yea ...
Because my building management sucks.
I buy eggs from C Town.
Hauraches de Queso from Picante are awesome.