The major news of the day:
Kevin Federline, formerly of the Mr. Britney Spears union, is using a steamy sex tape from their "honeymoon days" as a bargaining tool for $30 million of their estate and sole custody of their two children. That's one way to get the judge to think that you're the best role model for your kids.
Also, OJ Simpson is working on a project called "If I Did It..."
Meanwhile in Iraq, Afganistan, Sierra Leone, Iran and North Korea ...